John Wick ? 5 out of 5
"People keep asking me if I?m back. Yeah, I?m thinking I?m back." That line from the trailer and the way Keanu delivered it completely sold me on the action-packed trailer that is John Wick. I really wanted to see it in the theaters over the summer but time and funds were not on my side. However, I had the opportunity to check it out before it arrived on DVD and Blu-ray and, I have to say, I really regret not making the time and selling whatever personal items or bodily fluids needed to see this in the theater because it was exactly what an action film should be and it is stupidly entertaining!
For some reason, people don't like this guy. How can one hate Keanu? HOW?!? |
It's sad his wife had to die in the story but the action we get for it...it might have been worth it. |
Okay, so his face isn't looking the best in this still but I assure you, Wick is doing something badass here. He freakin' hit a guy and is shooting him through the roof as he's rolling past. |
I?ll put it out there right now, if John Wick doesn?t get a franchise and we don't see Keanu come back to play this character several more times, it will be not only a crime against the movie-going public but an unforgivable sin. John Wick is how action films are suppose to be and it really captures the popcorn entertainment factor that makes a great summer blockbuster. The film is filled with fun characters, badass action, and it isn?t afraid to be funny either.
Pointless note: I once had a dream that Dean Winters and I owned a city bus. I explained this dream to Winters and now I'm no longer allowed to call him or be within 500 feet of him. |
First off, the story is simple and works ridiculously well. I know a lot of people I know wrote this film off because the catalyst for John?s throat-punching, bullet-flying rampage was set off by the murder of a dog but those people clearly don?t understand how awesome dogs are or what the dog meant to him. Think about it, how many times have you been upset with a film for doing harm to a dog? How many reading this declared the dog the best character in I Am Legend and was super pissed when it was killed off (fuck yo spoilers)? There?s a reason why dogs are called Man?s Best Friend and when you have your story begin with the murder of a pet?and have that pet be the parting gift of an assassin?s deceased wife?it?s stupidly easy to get behind John?s rampage. Even better, the story makes sure that Iosef is an obnoxious and spoiled kid that you actually want to see be removed from this mortal coil with extreme prejudice. Which brings me to my next point?
Goddammit! Just look at that thing! Tell me you wouldn't go on a revenge spree if someone killed it. |
At least Wick didn't liberate his Greyjoy like in Game of Thrones. |
Okay, he looks serious here but I swear that Nyqvist has a lot of funny moments. |
This movie will make you forget that Leguizamo was in Super Mario Bros. |
Part of me is afraid of Ian McShane but all of me loves his acting! |
Now let?s talk about John Wick himself?I know Keanu gets a lot of hate on the internet because people think he?s a terrible actor. There's the tired and hack gag that he?s paid to just say "Whoa" but I go against the grain because I really like Reeves. I?ve always been a fan of the guy and while there is always movies in an actor?s resume that probably weren?t the best for their acting style, I have found him to be appropriate for most films he?s in. I don?t think he?s a bad actor at all and this movie continues to show me why I?m a fan of the guy. Reeves was perfect as Wick because he nailed the emotional part when he needed to be upset about his wife, the badass part when he?s throwing fists, and the cold as ice part where he makes looking like being the badass part is just a mundane part of the job. This is, without a doubt, one of my Top Ten badass roles I?ve seen from the guy and is, again, just another reason why this film really, really, really needs sequels.
You can already hear the thumping techno that perfectly fits with this badass shot. |
Dafoe with a sniper rifle...I have the weirdest boner right now. |
It's pretty obvious, reader, that I am seconds away from confessing my love for Keanu. |
John Wick is just awesome. I had no complaints about it. The only complaint I would have is if the film doesn?t spawn a franchise and we don?t get to see more adventures and journeys of vengeance from the character?and that?s not a complaint about the film at all. From start to finish, this film never got boring, had the right amount of humor, contained a simple but ridiculously effective story, filled with great actors, had tons of interesting and entertaining characters, and it just oozed badass with its action scenes and central character. I?ve said it repeatedly in this review but it must be said again?this movie needs sequels!
***UPDATE*** After writing this review, the directors have announced they are working on a sequel. My campaign that they never saw worked.
Also, the movie has Kevin Nash in it...so, it has that going for it as well. |
***UPDATE*** After writing this review, the directors have announced they are working on a sequel. My campaign that they never saw worked.
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