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Monday, 30 November 2015

Spy

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  Next movie needs a crossover with Jason Bourne and James Bond.



Spy ? 5 out of 5

Spy comedies are nothing new.  There?s been a few of them and they often vary in the quality department.  However, when I heard that a writer/director I really enjoy; Paul Feig (the man who is, according to people of the internet, super evil because he?s being the Ghostbusters reboot?the remake that, also according to people on the internet, will erase all memories and copies of the original film due to the lack of dicks in the story), was creating a spy comedy with a comedic actress I really enjoy; Melissa McCarthy, I was very excited but never got the opportunity to see it until it came out on Home Media (but that?s because of my own spy stuff I had to do?but don?t look too much into that because I might have to kill you if you learn too much?or give you a stern talking to and have you pinky swear you know nothing about my job).  

But if you tell anyone, I will threaten you by vigorously shaking my fists.

Jude is here to lay down some law...I'm truly sorry for
that one.
Spy tells the story of CIA analyst Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy) hitting the field after the agent she works with; Bradley Fine (Jude Law), is murdered while on operative must try to find a suitcase nuke that?s in a location known only by the daughter of an international terrorist (Rose Byrne)?who, just so happens to be, the same person who killed Fine.  However, along the way, Cooper must compete with an irritate and rambunctious agent who keeps mucking things up (played by Jason Statham).  Now Cooper must find the location of the nuke before it?s sold to the highest bidder and is unleashed on the world and avenge her friend?s death.

It's hard to make killing a man funny but Feig and McCarthy did so and made
it look so easy.

Bobby Cannavale is in the film...and seems to be
rocking some guyliner.
I figured that Spy would be funny because I?m a fan of Paul Feig and Melissa McCarthy but I don?t think I was prepared for exactly how funny it was going to be.  The story is incredible solid and build on a foundation that creates a decent spy thriller with surprisingly good action but, at the same time, does a great job of poking fun at the genre.  The cast is incredible and a fantastic mix of proven funny-makers like McCarthy and other actors not necessarily known for comedies but all doing an amazing job of bringing the laughs?for example, Jason Statham was absolutely hysterical as he played a slapstick-y and goofy character that I?ve never ever seen him play before.  Finally, the comedy is unrelenting and gags and jokes are coming at you fast and nonstop.  Everything from simple jokes that rib spy and action film clich?s to slapstick humor to gross out jokes to more vulgar insult based lines litter almost every second of the film and it had me laughing so hard and so often that I was brought to tears every few minutes and found myself actually exhausted from how much I laughed.  I slept like a baby that night.

Every time I see Rose Byrne is in a comedy, I always try to convince myself she won't
be funny but I'm always wrong.  I really need to end this ridiculous preconceived notion.

I have a lot of friends who aren?t fans of McCarthy because they see her as a one trick pony who only does films that involve her falling down and making cracks about her being fat (yet, when Chris Farley made this his career, it was considered brilliant?but I won?t get into the systemic sexism of comedy and the entertainment business here) but while those gags can be seen in the film on an occasion (and they are funny), this film also makes fun of those tropes with jokes about McCarthy not wanting to be seen that way and gags about her actually being a true badass.  Some characters want to light her up as the funny fat person but her character is actually a dedicated agent who wants to do a good job and is actually really handy with a gun and in a fight.  In fact, this film even does one better by making her be the tough one and having the man who usually is doing the fighting (Jason Statham) be the one who messes up and falls down.  It?s honestly some immensely brilliant comedy writing and just another reason that I am such a fan of Paul Feig and his work?and, just to incite the rage of the internet, I?m excited as hell for his Ghostbusters reboot.  Yes, hate me for not hating a film that hasn?t even been released in trailer form yet.  I know it?s weird that I?m excited for something rather than hating it based entirely on casting decisions alone.  I?m a rarity on the ?net.

Yes, that man is Jason Statham...and the look actually works for him.

Any complaints I have about the film are minor and involve a couple of missteps in the story.  Occasionally, a plot point felt superfluous and unneeded but it never took away from the immensely entertaining experience.  And sure, there was a joke or two where I laughed very slightly less hard than other times but, seriously, from beginning to end I was laughing my ass off to this film and was intensely entertained.

The longer you stare at the look on McCarthy's face the funnier this screenshot
gets.

Paul Feig wrote and crafted a spy comedy that takes itself seriously enough to look like a legit spy film (seriously, the action in this film is really, really good) but, at the same time, balanced itself out with some of the best humor I?ve seen in a film this year.  Spy is definitely one of those comedies that I will turn to repeatedly in the future because it is just that well put-together and just that hysterical.  And, if it?s not asking too much, I would very much love to see this turn into a regular franchise and see more wild and funny adventures of Susan Cooper.  I'll consider it a personal favor, Mr. Feig.

Thursday, 26 November 2015

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion (or other commenters), that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching!  I'm actually surprised we haven't had a scouts vs. zombies movie yet.  If anyone will survive the zombie apocalypse it's those nerds.  Sorry scouts. Please save me when the zombies come.



Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse ? 4 out of 5

The bright side of having a girlfriend who is obsessed with horror films and zombies means that when films like Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse become a must-see.  Additionally, having your anniversary on Halloween means that part of the celebration of your time together is going to a haunted house and treating yourself to whatever horror movie is currently at the local cinema.  Originally, we were going to see Goosebumps because I thought the film looked fun and I love Jack Black but no sooner than when we made our plans, she saw a trailer for this film.  Well, my love for Jack Black is quickly trumped by the love for my girlfriend and we ended up seeing a little zombie comedy.  My expectations weren?t high but I was completely surprised by this one.

                                                                          Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
Surprised like a shotgun blast to the face.

Ben (Tye Sheridan), Carter (Logan Miller) and Augie (Joey Morgan) are lifelong friends and all members of the scouts.  Sadly, Ben and Carter are growing out of their love for the scouts and want out because of the impact it has on their social lives; however, Augie is still all-in and is even going to get a major badge during a camping trip and looks to one day be like just like their scout leader (David Koechner).  Ben and Carter plan to sneak out at night and hit a party where Carter?s sister and Ben?s love interest (Halston Sage) is attending.  However, the friends soon realize that while they were in the woods, a zombie outbreak hit the city and the undead are shuffling around to eat human flesh.  Using all their scouts skills and with the help of a strip club cocktail waitress named Denise (Sarah Dumont), the boys plan on saving the day and kicking some undead ass.

                                                                         Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
Their extensive knowledge of knots shall save the day!

Going into the film, a part of me thought this film was going to be a cheap zombie film that was all fluff and no substance.  I imagined weak gore effects, bad makeup, barely passable acting and a story that had no real depth to them and was littered with characters that were one-dimensional and were most likely around for no other reason than to be a tally in the body count.  I was 100% wrong on every single account.  Instead, this movie is a blast of a dark comedy that is filled with great acting, fun characters and unrelenting laughs.

                                                                         Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
Damn, all those old folks who claim kids are shitty because of their phones
and their love of selfies are right!  Wait, the kid isn't the zombie here...
Hmmm...Selfies save lives kids.

Right off the bat, the feature starts with a killer way to establish the outbreak and it does so with an extremely hilarious sequence that pretty much sets the bar for the comedy you?ll get for the rest of the movie.  Workaholics? Blake Anderson comes into play here as a janitor at a biological research facility and he ends up, through some comedic shenanigans, causing a zombie to get loose.  After this moment, the film pretty much never lets up on the quality gags and it makes for a film that is unrelentingly funny.  Granted, there were times when some of the jokes were a little too juvenile as they went the gross-out route and even threw in some sophomoric dick jokes (or, in this case, zombie dick).  Occasionally, these scenes feel overly familiar and, often, seem like they were lifted from other zombie films but adjusted a bit by adding in some juvenile humor but even when they went with this formula it was still funny and far better than what you usually see when comedy goes this way.

                                                                         Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
I'm sure he's alright.

As far as the acting department this film is no slouch.  In past reviews for Mud and Joe, I sang the praises of one Tye Sheridan and he brings a new angle to his acting ability with this one as he has to juggle being a tad comedic as well as being the more serious character because he?s the one who gets the girl (shut up, that?s not a spoiler.  You pretty much know it from the get go because it?s just basic and common story telling.)  Logan Miller does a tremendous job at being the over-stimulated, sex-driven perv-ball of a character but does it to the point he?s funny and likable and never gets to be annoying?a real risk with this type of character.  Joey Morgan is just charming as hell as Augie and really just comes off as a likable character that I found myself quickly investing in and cheering for.  Additional, the rest of the cast really nails their parts and their portion of the production to create a film that is extremely well balanced in not just the acting department but also in the character wing thanks to great writing.  Finally, the three main boys all have a really pronounce and definite chemistry and it makes for their conflict about the scouts and how it is ingrained in their friendship believable and really created the right amount of drama that mixed perfectly with all the laughs.

                                                                          Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
Jesus, that's some badasses right there.

My complaints for the film are very minor and didn?t really hurt my score or my experience.  There is a few times where the editing got choppy and I wasn?t that wowed by the performance of Sarah Dumont but, aside from this, the film is beyond solid.  I already mentioned how funny the film is (there?s a great running gag with David Koechner?s character) but the film also uses music very effectively to create slick and hip sequences and the film actually brings in some killer action sequences that really paints the boys as some Boy Scout badasses!  However, there is one thing about the film?that?s not necessarily a complaint?that bothered me.

                                                                          Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
And that one thing is that hair piece.  Wait, no it isn't.  Ah, just read the next
paragraph.

SGttZA really showed me how spoiled I?ve become thanks to The Walking Dead.  I?ve been a fan of zombies since I was barely a tween thanks to my father showing me Night of the Living Dead but it was The Walking Dead and Greg Nicotero?s way of how zombies behave that really made me obsessed on a new level with the undead.  Due to this man?s attention and the show?s detail, they?ve set the bar on how zombies should act and when I go back and watch old films and productions that aren?t TWD, I have a hard time watching the extras essentially flopping around with seemingly no direction or consideration of how a creature that is, for all intents and purposes, a walking corpse supposed to act.  I?m not saying that the zombies in SGttZA are bad but they?re nowhere near the level of attempted realism that I am now used to.  Hell, now six seasons into The Walking Dead has made it hard for me to accept the lumbering, cheap Frankenstein monster gaits of the zombies in Romero?s zombie films.  So, saying that the zombies move and act poorly isn?t really a commentary on the cast or the production but rather a comment on my own artificial standards that have been crafted by one of my favorite shows.  So, if any zombies from this film are reading this (you?re probably not), you did your job fine (especially for a dark comedy), I?ve just had the zombies in The Walking Dead become my default setting for the undead.

                                                                         Broken Road Productions/Paramount Pictures
Then again, The Walking Dead doesn't have zombie cats...

I may have walked in a little skeptical with Scouts Guide tothe Zombie Apocalypse but I walked out still chuckling to myself over what I saw.  To say it was better than what I was expecting is putting it lightly because too many zombie films are cheap and are often thrown together with little regard for quality.  Since the genre of zombie fic is so popular right now, we are bombarded with hundreds of films, comics, books and puppet shows (I?m guessing, I don?t see many zombie puppet shows) attempting to cash in on the craze.  This film could have easily been one of those disasters but it was far more entertaining than that and, instead, was crafted with great gags and played out with a fantastic cast!

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

The Boxtrolls

***DISCLAIMER*** The following review is entirely my opinion. If you comment (which I encourage you to do) be respectful. If you don't agree with my opinion, that's fine. To each their own. These reviews are not meant to be statements of facts or endorsements, I am just sharing my opinions and my perspective when watching the film and is not meant to reflect how these films should be viewed. Finally, the reviews are given on a scale of 0-5. 0, of course, being unwatchable. 1, being terrible. 2, being not great. 3, being okay. 4, being great and 5, being epic! And if you enjoy these reviews feel free to share them and follow the blog or follow me on Twitter (@RevRonster) for links to my reviews and the occasional live-Tweet session of the movie I'm watching! Trolls come in boxes now...but those boxes better be biodegradable.




The Boxtrolls ? 5 out of 5

When I first saw the trailer for The Boxtrolls, I thought it looked like it would be a fun movie but it wasn?t enough to make me run out to the theater to see it?however, I should have because I absolutely loved every single second of this film?it was so fun, so well made, and so adorable that I can?t help but gush in my review here.
Dear me...that is freakin' cute as hell!


In the fictional town of Cheesebridge, underground dwelling trolls called the boxtrolls roam the night.  The citizens are scared and exterminator Archibald Snatcher (Ben Kingsley) strikes up a deal with the town?s mayor (Jared Harris) to take out all the boxtrolls and when they are all eliminated he will get a seat on the town?s high council; The White Hats.  Snatcher takes his team?the unsure Mr. Trout (Nick Frost) and Mr. Pickles (Richard Ayoade) and the simple and volatile Mr. Gristle (Tracy Morgan)?and set out to take out the creatures and spread vicious rumors about them, claiming they eat children.  Meanwhile, the boxtrolls are trying to live a simple life of being trash scavengers and raise a small human boy they call Eggs (Game of Thrones? Isaac Hempstead Wright).  Unfortunately, the same time Eggs discovers he isn?t a boxtroll from the mayor?s daughter Winnie (Elle Fanning) is the same time he learns a shocking truth about his past and has to gather up the courage to save his friends from Snatcher.
Great, now they are going to be abducted by aliens.


Laika, the animation studio that gave us Coraline and one of my favorite animated films ever; ParaNorman, brought that same level of quality animation to the animated loose adaptation of Alan Snow?s book Here Be Monsters! (I said ?animated? and ?animation? a lot in that sentence).  The thing about this studio that continues to blow me away is the realistic motions they create with their characters.  Everyone in this film moves so life-like that it is nearly mind-blowing.  There is such an attention to detail that they make the characters really come to life and pushes the film away from just being another stop-motion film for kids. 
Maybe if trolls stopped acting like trolls this sort of violence wouldn't happen.

The moment that sticks out for me was the sequence where Fish, the boxtroll that became Eggs? adapted father, is taken by Archibald Snatcher and Eggs can?t save him.  When Fish is taken away, Eggs? entire body slumps down with sadness and overwhelming sense of failure.  It?s a simple bit of bodily acting from the animated character but it spoke volumes to me and made me realize that once again Laika studios were here to deliver something incredible.  The way they make the characters move and the facial expressions they are able to capture not only helps dish out the emotion, drama, and humor the film was soaked in but they were able to ride that line where the characters move fluid and realistic and have them be over-the-top enough to look like they belong in this wondrous cartoonish reality they exist in.
Look at that smile...I wanna be his best friend.

I was just thinking the other day that my blog lacked greatly
in the troll butt department.
Like Coraline and ParaNorman, this stop-motion affair was perfectly crafted to be a family film where kids can have fun with the adorable boxtrolls and adults can appreciate the tender story?and both parties can appreciate the fact that the film doesn?t talk down to either of them.  The story is loaded with heart, humor, and fun that I was pretty much smiling and overwhelmingly enjoying myself the entire running length.  The story made me laugh (and it is damn funny) and even made me cry when it explored Eggs? tragic past and the relationship that he has with the boxtrolls.  Just like ParaNorman, this movie absolutely and perfectly blended having tender moments with humor and action.
"Tell my boxtroll wife that I love her!!!!"

Believe it or not, I've met people who look like this.
Every time I review an animated film, I always have to talk about the voice acting because without it, you can ruin an animated film really fast.  Like everything else about this movie, the voice acting is top notch and some of the best I?ve seen.  Ben Kingsley is absolutely FANTASTIC as Archibald Snatcher?he was so awesome that I had to capitalize the word ?fantastic.?  I honestly didn?t even realize it was him because he did such a great job of crafting a voice that fits the character perfectly.  And the team that Snatcher has is backed up so effectively by the trio of Richard Ayoade, Nick Frost, and Tracy Morgan.  All three of these actors fit like a glove with their characters and they brought so many funny moments.  Morgan especially was hysterical as he really nailed the simple lines of Mr. Gristle and really knew how to make the character hilarious.
There is either one of two things in that box...a boxtroll or something that Justin Timberlake
sang about.

Winnie kinda looks like she can start fires with her mind.
Isaac Hempstead Wright has already won my favor because of Game of Thrones but he was so good as Eggs.  The emotion he was able to convey and the confusion over the realization he discovers was tremendously displayed in his acting.  The same level is brought by Elle Fanning as Winnie.  There isn?t a single actor within this film that doesn?t deliver.  Jared Harris is great as Lord Portly-Rind, the mayor of Cheesebridge, Simon Pegg is great as the significant person from Eggs? past, and the list of talented voice actors like Dee Bradley Baker, Fred Tatasciore, Maurice LaMarche, Tom Kenny, Pat Fraley, Steven Blum, and more really helped bring this wonderful fantasy world to life and made it fun and colorful.
But when I do that to my Subway Sandwich Artist I'm called a creep.

I have absolutely no complaints about The Boxtrolls.  It was fun, dramatic, emotional, hilarious, cute, whimsical, entertaining, delightful, adorable?it was all the good words that my little brain can think of.  Nothing about it felt out of place or like it didn?t belong.  It will definitely go down as one of the best animated films I?ve seen and it absolutely deserved my perfect score.  It was just that epic.